Haha ok so I know what you are thinking...let me tell you what the heck is going on. I was homeless about 1 month ago..a weird chain of events led to me finding my current roommate/landlord who is also my friend. He has provided shelter and so much for me...although I am positive he is a genuine guy, I know my smile and big boobs help.
I am not one to use people, but here is my dilemma...calm down you guys, yes the plot thickens. I know how much "Joe Blow" likes me and unfortunately I have actually been sleeping with another male roommate in the house whom is also a very good friend of all of ours. Hmmm "Joe Blow" # 2 is actually quite the gentleman and charmer and I must say that I am totally into him. We don't always have sex...sometime we just lie in his bed cuddling and talking...I know totally mushy, even I am like Get The Fuck...(Oh just so you know Get The Fuck is an expression I use when words cannot express what I feel). So anyhow, I am afraid that Joe Blow #1, the one who took me in will be crushed and not really be happy if he found out that his tenant is getting it on with me while he sleeps...
Hmm yeah so that's kind of what my thing is...oh wait I have so stupidly forgotten to tell you that I am not paying rent right now because I am truly trying to find work...I am at the bottom of the barrel. Now, don't get me wrong I am no mooch, I clean the house and there are 6 people total living here! Ha so calm down and don't think this is a freebie...but I don't want to mess up a good thing that I have, 'cause Lord know I don't have a leg to stand on and I need his help...but I like the other roommate and he is falling for me and I just don't know how much longer I can keep his under wraps.
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